And The Lord came to Adam

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  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some
    news. "I've got some good news and some bad
    news," The Lord said.

    Adam looked at The Lord and said, "Well, give me
    the good news first."

    Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you,
    One is called a brain. It will allow you to
    create new things, solve problems, and have
    intelligent conversations with Eve. The other
    organ I have for you is called a thing. It will
    give you great physical pleasure and allow you
    to reproduce your now intelligent life form and
    populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that
    you now have this organ to give her children."

    Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great
    gifts you have given to me. What could possibly
    be bad news after such great tidings?"

    The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great
    sorrow, "You will never be able to use these
    two gifts at the same time."