An Urgent Visit To The Doctor's

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  1. Ranger.357

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    A Doctor recently had a patient "drop" in on him for an unscheduled appointment. "What can I do for you today?" the Doctor asked.

    The aged Gentleman replied: "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my legs go weak, I can hardly catch my breath.... Doctor, I'm scarred!!!"

    The Doctor, looking at his 86 year old patient, said: "sir, these sensations tend to happen over time, especially to a man of your advanced years, but tell me, when did you first notice these
    symptoms?"

    The old gent's response was: "Well... three times last night, and twice again this morning!"
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