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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jul 2, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.

    He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to
    the green.

    He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he
    hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."

    The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he
    hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to
    prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

    Boom!

    He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says
    to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.

    You must be a lucky frog, eh?

    The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."

    The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.

    "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."

    The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one.. The
    man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end
    of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and
    asks the frog, "OK where to next?"

    The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.

    They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now
    what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
    approaching the roulette table, The man
    asks, "What do you think I should bet?"

    The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."

    Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but
    after the golf game the man figures what the heck.

    Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

    The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the
    hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay
    you.

    You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

    The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me."

    He figures why not, since after all the frog did for
    him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a
    gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl
    ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson
    Clinton."