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An oldie but a goodie(Not racially offensive!)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by iRenegade, Apr 20, 2009.

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    > The Collard Greens
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    > An old black man lived alone in the country.
    > He wanted to dig his yearly collard green garden,
    > but it was always very hard work for him because the ground
    > was hard. His only son, Junebug Jankins III, who used to
    > help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his
    > son and described his predicament.
    >
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    > Dear Junebugg Jankins III:
    >
    > I am feeling pretty bad because it look like I won't be
    > able to plant my collard green garden this year. I'm
    > just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you
    > were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig
    > the plot for me. Love Dad
    >
    >
    >
    > A few days later he received a letter from his son
    >
    > Dear Daddy Jankins, Whatever you do, don't dig up that
    > garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. Love Junebugg
    > Jankins III
    >
    > At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police
    > arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any
    > bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same
    > day the old man received another letter from his son.
    >
    > Dear Daddy Jankins, You can go ahead and plant the collard
    > greens now. That's the best I could do under the
    > circumstances. Love Junebugg III.
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