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An Old One About A Burglar

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Oct 31, 2002.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He
    tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he
    heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!"

    Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

    "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

    The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked
    all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a
    parrot.

    He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

    "Yes," said the parrot.

    The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot, "What's your
    name?"

    "Clarence," said the bird.

    "That's a stupid name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot would
    name a parrot Clarence?"

    The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus"