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An Old Lady's Boyfriends

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Feb 26, 2009.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Sep 10, 2001
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    I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.

    As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

    Then I go to see John.

    Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here, he takes a lot of my time and attention.

    When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

    After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

    What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.

    And thinking of calling Jack Daniels or Johnny Walker to come and keep me company.

    And remember:...Life is like a roll of toilet paper...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and Count your blessings!!!!!!!