An Old Farmer's Advice

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  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    An Old Farmer's Advice

    Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong

    ..and watch out where you're steppin.

    * Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well
    you bounce.

    * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

    * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

    * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

    * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

    * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

    * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

    * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

    * You cannot unsay a cruel word.

    * Every path has a few puddles.

    * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

    * The best sermons are lived, not preached.

    * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

    * Don't judge folks by their relatives.

    * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

    * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back,
    you'll enjoy it a second time.

    * Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

    * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

    * The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder
    it gets, the harder it is to swaller.

    * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

    * It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

    * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

    * The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with,
    watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

    * Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad

    * If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
    somebody else's dog around.