An Old & A Young Cannibal Are Walking In The Jungle.......

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  1. LinuxLover

    LinuxLover Ba-nan-nah-nuh

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    ... and the older cannibal was wondering how the new generation could keep the old traditions alive......
    when all of a sudden, they find a dead tourist lying across the footpath.

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    "Say"
    says the old cannibal, "How about we eat this guy ..... and that's gonna clean up the jungle and at the same time, it'll show you just how good human flesh tastes!"

    "I dunnow, grandfather, I've never done anything like this"
    the younger cannibal is not too happy eating a dead guy and he's looking for an escape from eating another human.

    "I tell you what... you start at the feet and I'll start at the head and we'll meet in the middle ... OK?
    " said the older and by this time.... salivating cannibal.

    After 15 minutes, the old cannibal asks: "How're you doing?", wondering if the youngster is doing OK.

    "I'm just great! I'm having a ball grandfather"
    says the grandson.

    "Whoa! Hey, take it easy..... you're eating much too fast!"
     
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    KWalrad No Wire Hangers!

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    That's just nuts!
     
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    Dr. Leaky Know-It-All

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    For the win!
     
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    catman71 Spewer of TROOF

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    They ate the 'hole' thing?
     
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    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Was it a Clown? Did it taste funny???

    :rofl:
     
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    LinuxLover Ba-nan-nah-nuh

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    Helllll..... that as my next joke!
     
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    KWalrad No Wire Hangers!

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    Or as the 70 year old widow commented, "After 50 years of eating it his way, this time I'm eating it however I please!"