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An elderly couple had been dating for some time.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jun 14, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it
    was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a
    long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed
    finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old gentleman decided
    it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

    "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.

    "Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say I would like
    it infrequently."

    The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then, looking over his
    glasses, he looked her in the eye and casually asked.........."Was that One
    word
    or Two?"
     
  2. igrp

    igrp ut supra

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    LOL. Bogart style, huh? ;)