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An Arab diplomat ...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 19, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    An Arab diplomat visiting the USA for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was not used to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies, etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.

    Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed. "Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the Grand Emir.

    "A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "but a man is sitting on the well."
     
  2. blue-tonic

    blue-tonic Thats My Bush!

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    Oh me gosh! I was not expecting that endeing. That is to funny. ;C ;i
     

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