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american and Iraqi soldiers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by David_G17, Nov 8, 2002.

  1. David_G17

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    A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along the road. A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.

    "Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth.

    I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying bastard!" He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton is an unprincipled, lying bastard!" "We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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  3. larry_minn

    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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    Sad to hear that two men who knew and spoke the truth died.
     
  4. WolfmanGK

    WolfmanGK Super Plump

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    No ****ing way. They saved the American.
     
  5. larry_minn

    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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    Opps. Sorry I read into the story. Kinda the idea with his dying breath he tells the story and then dies. Goes to show what happens when you speed read. You let the story go further then it is supposed to. :(