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    A man approached the minister at his church...."Reverend," he said, "We have a problem.
    My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons.
    It's very embarrassing, not to mention disrespectful. What can I do?"

    "I've noticed this and have an idea if you're up to
    the task," said the minister. "Take this hat pin
    with you. I can see when Mrs. Jones is sleeping, and
    I will motion to you. When I motion, you give her a
    good poke in the leg with the hat pin.

    In church the following Sunday, Mrs.. Jones dozed
    off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to
    work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?"
    he said nodding to Mr. Jones.

    "Jesus!" Mrs. Jones cried out as her husband jabbed
    her in the leg with the sharp hat pin. "Yes! You are correct, Mrs. Jones!" came the minister's quick

    Mrs. Jones then turned and glared angrily at her

    Soon, Mrs. Jones again nodded off. The minister
    noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the
    congregation, motioning toward Mr. Jones.

    "My God!", howled Mrs. Jones as she was stuck again with the pin.

    "Right again!", bellowed the minister, a slight grin
    on his face.

    Mrs. Jones again gave her husband a real hard
    threatening glare.

    Before long, though, she again nodded off. This time
    however, the minister did not notice. As he picked
    up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few hand
    gestures that Mr. Jones mistook as signals to
    sharply poke his wife with the hat pin again.

    The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam
    after she bore him his 99th son?"

    Mrs. Jones jumped up and shouted, "You stick that
    thing in me, one more time and I'll break it in half
    and shove it where the sun don't shine!"

    "Amen!" replied all the women in the congregation