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Amazing Toilet Paper

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ronny, Jun 7, 2003.

  1. Ronny

    Ronny Good Guy

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    Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror,
    complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of
    characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband
    uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your
    breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet tissue and rub
    it
    between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, the
    wife fetches a piece of toilet tissue and stands in front of the
    mirror,
    rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks.
    "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife
    stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet tissue between my
    breasts every day will make them grow over the years?" Without missing
    a
    beat the husband says "Worked for your butt; didn't it?"

    He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.