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Always wear clean underwear!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bravo8, May 23, 2003.

  1. Bravo8

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    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when
    working under your vehicle...

    From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

    The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

    Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
    quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back
    into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and
    found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The
    mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.