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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 18, 2004.

  1. okie

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    A young guy meets an old man at a bar. The old man says, "How
    often do you have sex?"

    The young guy says, "Oh, three, maybe four times a week. How often
    do YOU have sex, Old fella?"

    The old guy says, "Almost every day!"

    So the young guy says, "Wow, that's great! How do you do it?"

    The old guy says, "Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."