Almost Perfect Life

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lchunte, Dec 30, 2009.

  1. lchunte


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    Nov 2, 2009
    Space Coast
    An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.

    The old man says, "I'm a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in bed whether I like it or not (sob)."

    The young jogger says, "Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?"

    The old man says, "I can't remember where I live."

  2. Skykevver

    Skykevver Proud American

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    Feb 22, 2008
    Thomaston, GA
    My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her.
    She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365.
    Her meals are provided at no cost to her.
    She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
    For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.
    She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep.
    If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
    She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep.
    She receives these accommodations absolutely free.
    She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
    All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
    I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,
    Holy Moly, my dog is a democrat!