So i went to walmart to pick up some soap and TP. On the way out i noticed a very loud man angrily yelling at his wife about two cars off from mine. As i approached the car i was carefully watching this unfold, said moron noticed this and aimed his verbal assault towards me. I replied to the barrage of insults with "aint lookin for a fight bro, just on my way home". I got "too damn bad ****" in a very slurred voice. He rounded the truck next to mine and pulled a flick type knife. I started to back up qickly towards the back of my car right as he started jogging round the front of mine towards me. Right as i pushed my coat back and placed my hand on my pistol.....karma took over. He stepped on a sewer drain on his path to me, catching what i believe to be the front of his sandal in the grate. Next thing i see is him stumble forward violently, and faceplant right into the shopping cart corrale, and wiping himself out flat. Local pd showed up about 2 min later right as he was coming to and aware of his situation. As 2 employees and i stood watch over him *another customer amd employees had called 911* . Luckily i did not have to draw on him. However charging someone in sandals while crapfaced......got him locked up haha and me and my toilet paper made it home safe. Im not shoppi g at walmarts in scummy towns anymore either.