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***Alligator Alert***

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Nov 21, 2002.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    ***ALLIGATOR ALERT***

    Due to the current high water, the Louisiana Dept. of Wildlife and Fisheries is advising hunters, fishermen, hikers, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators in Calcasieu, Cameron, Jeff Davis, and Allen parishes. They have advised people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing as to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly. They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator.

    It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People should recognize the difference between small young alligator droppings and large adult alligator droppings.

    Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers.

    Adult alligator droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.....................

    ;N
     
  2. BigBob

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    I think that joke is better when it is in Black Bear/Grizzly Bear form...

    ;c ;c ;c
     

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    Update: tried again with the G2X LE and got an "invalid code" alert.

    Dunno, guys. Hopefully it gets resolved.
     
  4. janice6

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    One thing to be thankful for in Minnesota. If we have high water and the waves come over the bank, all we have to fear is Carp.

    (But it's much easier to launch at the boat ramp)
     
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    Bears I can handle. But giant reptiles freak me out.