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All About Adam

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 3, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Wandering dejectedly in The Garden of Eden, Eve told God, "I'm lonely I'm tired of eating apples by myself."

    "Okay," God said, "I'll create a man for you."

    Eve said, "A man! What's that?"

    "He's a creature with aggressive tendencies and an enormous ego. He won't listen very well, he'll get lost easily, but never stop to ask for directions. However, he is big and strong, he can open jars and hunt animals. And he'll be fun in bed."

    "Sounds great!" said Eve.

    "Oh, and one more thing," God said. "He will want to believe that I made HIM first."
     
  2. doubletap1

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    Great joke, but you forgot the punch line-

    "We'll just keep this little secret between us, you know, woman to woman."

    I got this from about five women all in the same day once...;T ;f
     

  3. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Hmmm....

    I hadn't heard that additional line. What was sent to me was what I put on here. Interesting. . . . .

    Thanks for the different point of view. :)