Alien home invasion

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Andy W, Aug 29, 2007.

  1. Andy W

    Andy W

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    So you wake up in the middle of the night to a strange noise or whatever. You go down the hallway to investigate with gun in hand. You then see a figure in the hallway that has what appears to be a weapon. It then makes a threatening gesture and you shoot it. Upon closer inspection you see that it is an alien. No, I am not talking about an illegal immigrant.

    My question is, what do you do next? Could you imagine the conversation with the dispatcher and then the police when they arrive.? I don't think the government would want this to get out either.

    How is this for a weird thread?







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  2. keeper85

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    I want what whatever he is drinking.:laughabove:
     

  3. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

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    Andy, you doin' O.K. ? :shocked: :shocked:

    Where's the Pic's? :upeyes: :upeyes:
     
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    Time for a big batch of Alien Loaf or a run to the market for a couple of boxes of Alien Helper. Green eggs and green ham, Alien Adovada...mmmmmmm
     
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    I think it's the perfect place to practice the 3 S's.

    Shoot

    Shovel

    Shut-up
     
  6. Andy W

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    No time to take any.


    Oh wait, here's one. :alien:
     
  7. whogasak47

    whogasak47 JPFO-GOA

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    I would take It's phaser outside and test it at 25,50, and 100 meters.
    Then fire up the grill and find out if it compares to chicken.
    Good Luck and Ride Safe:thumbsup:
     
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    Ian Millennium Member

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    Probably was here to take your Glock
     
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    Damn Aliens! Always sneakin around. I'm with Vafish ...3 S's
     
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  12. darkman1000

    darkman1000 Glock,Goth&Roll

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    What happens if the alien kidnaps your wife and returns to another galaxy far, far away, will you be able to collect on her life insurance policy? :banana:
     
  13. vafish

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    My wife is sitting right behind me now.

    I'm not going to post my original thought.
     
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    Dragster Lone Star #4040

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    You only get one wish!:animlol:
     
  15. SergeantC

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    No. She's not dead, only missing. Besides, do you think the insurance company will believe you?
     
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    You might want to call the FBI. If you can talk agent Scully into a date, she looks like she could show a guy a good time.