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Alas,for i have had a vision Part 2

Discussion in 'OX & Alex Forum' started by dango, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. dango

    dango

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    I just wanted to start this so I don't forget, Doctor Frankenstein
    gets to see his latest experiment run a muck,me !:supergrin:
    Back at you in the morning . :supergrin:
     
  2. dango

    dango

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    Well,I am back with but a-nother STORY=THEORY THING !
    Don't blame me,I will gladly give you my surgeon's name and address!
    Also,notice the way I Shred proper grammatical stuff,I like disturbing "Grammar-Nazis'"!....:supergrin:

    Back to the "STORY" .....:dunno:

    Cro-Magnon,cave crap !
    Grock-the hunter,food !
    Smog-the gatherer,food and fuel ,(fire and crap) !
    Ego-lazy,does nothing, serves no purpose but thinks !

    Now,while Grock and Smog are out there doin all the work,
    Ego thinking, Hmmmm? What if Grock and Smog start to think?
    I need purpose, Hmmm ? I shall be the keeper of the fire,I have purpose!:cool:I have created dependency !:cool: indeed !
    Time passes and little do Grock and Smog , Why do we need
    To heat the cave when if we all work,no reason to 24/7
    Heat the cave?They have become conditioned,hunt,gather.
    food and fuel only!
    One day,smog finds a shiny and wonderous rock!He brings this "rock" back to the cave and says Uugh !
    Grock,on the other hand, finds a woman thing ?She is different
    Hmmm? Lost her way and her tribe,she also dependent,what to do ,what to do ? She gladly goes with Grock,dependency!
    They gather together in the comfort of the cave and WTF.
    What that you have found? It is "different ? Hmmm?
    They,(meaning Ego the Thinker) decide it may serve some purpose ?Hmmm? A gatherer !
    Whilest out in the wilds',Smog notices her bent-over and something wonderful happens, sex,A place to park this thing
    that waters and gives me pleasure! :wow:
    They all gather at the cave and Smog nor the woman thing says
    what had happened,They gather round that shiny "rock" and praise
    It.
    Nobody but Ego notices less food and fuel,WTF ?
    Time passes and now,there are five of them! Birth, an alien what?
    In there toils, they find more of these shiny "rocks" !
    Again,time passes.The tribe grows in numbers as does the pile of shiny "rocks" !Ego,nothing to do but think,decides,these "rocks must be mine!Hmmm?and they gather and praise these rocks.
    Conditioning and dependency have given Ego the illusion of power.
    Power of dependency over the entire tribe,for I,"Ego" give you comfort and therefore,these rocks are mine.
    Dah,What to do ,what to do ?The tribe agrees and gives the pile of
    "rocks" to Ego,Keeper of the fire ,What to do ?
    Again,time passes.
    The thinker Ego, paranoia,just what I they see what I am doing,nothing and catch-on ?The tribe has grown ten fold
    and so has Ego intellectually while the tribe is merely conditioned and
    dependent, now we need 24/7 comfort!
    Ego ,in his paranoia thinks and sees numbers,odds,etc.He now needs
    protection! Hmmm?
    Time passes!Ego,always thinking,sees the tribe has grown and now is the time for protection!EEEK !He looks upon his tribe and chooses
    Six of the largest,meanest of the tribe to protect himself should anyone else start thinking.The the pile has grown"rocks" so has Ego.
    Intellectually and physically,fat ***,lazy,but,always thinking.
    There is a moral of the story "thing" here but all of you can finish it for me. And again,Thanks for being and bless every living thing out there.
    Who wants my surgeons name and number,Hmmmm ?
     
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  3. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    You're such a numpty.

    :tongueout:
     
  4. BabyTaz

    BabyTaz Mrs Codivecop

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  5. dango

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    I, yes "ME" have gotten a response !:elephant: You ain't got no "Pink mooses" ! That will have-to-do !

    There (-IS-) Life,There IS hope ! Just bring it back! I need this
    and I hope all of YOU need this !

    IF YOU ALL or YAUL ,"depending on your demograpics" come back and PLAY,I will return The OAF back to where it should
    be,Surely not in my hands ALONE,look at the brain-damage I
    have caused,it ain't necessary and I can quit at any time. :supergrin:
     
  6. 69stingray

    69stingray 427 ci

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    I nominate dango for the award of "The Pink Moose" for his excellent vision! :cool:


    but mainly cause Smog got it on.........:whistling:
     
  7. dango

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    Auh, but we have not even evolved to blood and guts yet!
    YET ! Know this,we have POWER in our words!
    We can make them laugh,cry or even someone somewhere to
    take that final step,a being already on the edge !

    You have the plot,tell me a story! I love a good story!
    Pick it up and run with it !
    Tell me a story please !
     
  8. dango

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    Ok, where are all the the story tellers ? Don't even tell me that simple verbiage and story tellin don't exist ! tellin it make-th my planet so ??

    :crying: Lonely. Wait, I here somethig ?.....Never mind ,it was only an FCHO,ECHO,ECHO,ECHO,ECHO<......................!

    PS: again! This poses an interesting question ?
    I am told that the birth of "Civilization" lye in Mid to north Africa , yes?
    All of a sudden I'm seeing West-Virginia , Hmmm? EEK!

    Child-like,Tell me a story !
     
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  9. dango

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    As always,you judge me, categorize me, profile me,etc. !

    Well,I have opened the door and what do you do ?

    Nothing,let the opinions flow-eth ! Your big chance to is at hand 'and what can I do to help ?

    TELL ME WHY I;M A NUT JOB AND my options ?

    Go for it and I look foreward to it,I might even learn somethng.

    WHAT DO YOU OFFER ? Hmmm ?

    Let us 'evolve yes . SHOW ME !!-? wHAT IS IT AND WHAT iN TO
    DO ? tEL ME A STORY !
     
  10. dango

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    As always,you judge me, categorize me, profile me,etc. !

    Well,I have opened the door and what do you do ?

    Nothing,let the opinions flow-eth ! Your big chance to is at hand 'and what can I do to help ?

    TELL ME WHY I;M A NUT JOB AND my options ?

    Go for it and I look foreward to it,I might even learn somethng.

    WHAT DO YOU OFFER ? Hmmm ?

    Let us 'evolve yes . SHOW ME !!-? wHAT IS IT AND WHAT CAN I DO ...........?
    DO ? tEL ME A STORY !
     
  11. Alex_Knight

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    Who the hell are all you people?
     
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    BabyTaz Mrs Codivecop

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  13. dango

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    DO YOU MEAN ..........."Helga: ? The point of no return ?
    EEEk !!!!!!!!!!!!...?Oh no "helga"
     
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  15. dango

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    that woild be man kind !.........................:supergrin:
     
  16. dango

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    that would be man kind !.........................:supergrin:
     
  17. Dinky

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    We don't know who we are and we don't care...:rofl:


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    But you party like a 19 year old :dancingbanana: