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Al Sharpton

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by SparrowHawk, Mar 11, 2004.

  1. SparrowHawk

    SparrowHawk Never Forget!

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    Al Sharpton is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

    The teacher asks the Rev. Sharpton if he would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy."

    So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."


    One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy."

    "No," says the Great Al Sharpton," that would be an accident."

    A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

    "I'm afraid not," explains the exalted spiritual leader. "That's what we would call a great loss."

    The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Rev. Sharpton searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

    Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand.

    In a quiet voice he says: "If a plane carrying the Rev. Sharpton were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

    "Fantastic!" exclaims Sharpton, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"

    "Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."
     
  2. Rhinodo99

    Rhinodo99 Chilly Willy

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    .....but he speaks so eloquently.

    I think he's a reverend at the same church as Jesse Jackson?
     

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    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! oh, thanks for the laugh Sparrowhawk. :cool: ;) ;c