Akmed The Arab

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Apr 12, 2003.

  1. scooterbear


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    Dec 6, 2002
    Summit, MS
    Akmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said, "Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes." Akmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific!" What was wrong with me?" The doctor said "You were homesick."