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Akmed is the centerfold

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by RyanSBHF, Nov 1, 2004.

  1. RyanSBHF

    RyanSBHF Senior Member

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    A parody of a popular 80's song:


    Does he walk? Does he talk? Does he stand up straight?
    My little jihad angel, so full of Sunni hate
    He was thrown in prison, the one called Abu Ghraib
    He tried to rape a teenage boy
    And that's the night he paid!

    Six months go by, I'm looking through a news magazine
    And there's my jihad angel on the pages in between!

    My blood runs cold
    The propaganda's being sold
    Akmed is the centerfold
    (Akmed is the centerfold)

    My blood runs cold
    To CNN, this story's gold!

    (Akmed is the centerfold)

    Slipped some panties on his head
    I guess they should have just shot him dead
    He was shy, he turned away, when Lynndie passed close by
    They filled up his mouth with shoes
    He just wanted to kill some Jews
    They put him in a gay pig pile
    Now all he does is cry

    A soft, blurry photo
    of nude men on the floor
    And Campbell Brown keeps showing it
    Like she's an Al-Jiz WHORE!

    My blood runs cold
    The propaganda's being sold
    Akmed is the centerfold
    (Akmed is the centerfold)

    My blood runs cold
    This story sure is gettin' old

    (Akmed is the centerfold)

    Ha ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha hahahahahaha
    Ha ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha hahahahahaha

    I said it's OK, I understand
    It's all part of a left-wing plan
    They hope that when this issue's done
    That John F. Kerry will have won

    "We'll take these photos, yes we will
    We'll show them all the time
    We'll make the U.S. lose this war
    We don't give a ****ing dime!"

    A part of me has just been ripped
    Saddamized with a glow-stick
    Oh no, I can't deny it
    But CBS, I ain't gonna buy it!

    My blood runs cold
    The propoganda's being sold
    Akmed is the centerfold
    (Akmed is the centerfold)

    My blood runs cold (wooo)
    The story is really gettin' old
    Ha ha ha-ha-ha-ha
    (Akmed is the centerfold)

    Ha ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha hahaha ha ha.......

    Alright, 1, 2, 3, 4

    Ha ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha hahahahahaha
    Ha ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha hahahahahaha