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Airport Security

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Sep 24, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    AIRPORT SECURITY
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    > > A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
    >tickets.
    > > As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he
    >opened his trench coat and flashed her.
    > > Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket,
    >not your stub."