The other day I took a short flight from Salt Lake City Intl. Airport to Long Beach, CA. At the Salt Lake airport I had to go through a body scanner where you step into a gas, I mean, glass chamber and hold your arms up in the air and a scanner thingy-ma-jigger moves around your body looking for road-side bombs or an AK-47 hidden in your shorts. I've heard these machines are controversial because they can show the TSA examiner -- and anyone else who wants a good laugh -- your goodies under your undies. I was a little hesitant going in there to have the machine do its thing but the TSA officer with the cattle prod kept me moving. Needless to say, I'm sure my scan was recorded and is probably up on YouTube by now -- the reason I say this is because every time I get on the internet I can hear people laughing. Anyone else a little hesitant about going through these things at airports?