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Airplane ride

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 20, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year
    Fred
    > would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And every year
    > Edna would say, "I know Fred, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars,
    and
    > ten dollars is ten dollars."
    > >
    > > One year Fred and Edna went to the fair and Fred said, "Edna, I'm 71
    years
    > old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another
    > chance." Edna replied, "Fred that there airplane ride costs ten dollars,
    and
    > ten dollars is ten dollars."
    > >
    > > The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll
    take
    > you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not
    > say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten
    dollars."
    > >
    > > Fred and Edna agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists
    > and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his
    tricks
    > over again, but still not a word.
    > >
    > > They land and the pilot turns to Fred, "By golly, I did everything I
    could
    > think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."
    > >
    > > Fred replied, "Well, I was going to say something when Edna fell out of
    > the plane, but ten dollars is ten dollars."
     
  2. VANMAN

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