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Airliners & Women

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by kentley, Aug 11, 2002.

  1. kentley

    kentley

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    As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts etc. Finally, she said "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while
    your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your
    destination."
    Bubba, sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? I think I better have a whiskey and water." When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right, the captain a woman?"
    "Yes," said the attendant, "In fact the entire crew is female."
    "My God," said Marvin, "I'd better have two whiskeys and water.
    I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."
    "That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the
    cockpit. Now it's the box office."
     
  2. GlocksRock

    GlocksRock No California

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    The "New" Micro Mini Skirt is called a JET...... simply because you can almost see the cockpit. ;G
     
  4. Copzilla55

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    I love the Box Office....... that's a much better name for that place where the captain sits.

    ;D ;D ;F ;D ;D
     
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    igrp ut supra

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    Hehe. And this week's box office hits are... No, don't. I'm ;ming. ;f