Airline security

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 15, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to takeoff when
    another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the 2 empty seats
    beside him.

    The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is looking
    quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they work for
    the airline.

    The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he is a sniffing dog, the
    best there is; I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to

    The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first
    man,"Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search."

    Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman
    for a few seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the
    handler's arm.

    He says "Good boy."

    The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That woman is in
    possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and her seat
    number for the police who will apprehend her on arrival.

    "Fantastic!" replies the first man.

    Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs
    about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat,
    and places two paws on the handler's arm. The airline rep says, "That
    man is carrying cocaine, so again I'm making a note of this and the
    seat number."

    "I like it!" says the first man.

    A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes
    up and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone. He
    then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and poops all over the

    The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a supposedly
    well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What's going on?"

    The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb!"