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Airline Mechanics

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 17, 2006.

  1. okie

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    Tim and Jim are a couple of drinking buddies who work as airplane mechanics
    in Atlanta. One day the airport is fogged in and they're stuck in the
    hanger with nothing to do. Tim says, "Man, I wish we had something to drink."
    Jim says, "Me, too. Y'know, I heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
    You wanna try it? "So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane
    hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Tim wakes up and is
    surprised at how good he feels. In fact, he feels great, no hangover. No bad
    side effects. Nothing. Then the phone rings. It's Jim.
    Jim: "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
    Tim: "Great!"
    Jim: "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
    Tim: "No, that jet fuel is great stuff, no hangovers, nothing. We oughta
    do this more often."
    Jim: "Yeah, well, there's just one thing...."
    Tim: "What's that?"
    Jim: "Have you farted yet?"
    Tim: "No."
    Jim: "Well, don't, 'cause I'm in Phoenix!