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Ain't your day

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 21, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man was hiking in the woods when he spotted another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly pressed against the trunk. "Are you okay, buddy?" "Shh!" said the tree-hugger. "I'm listening to the music of the trees."

    "You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, not at all. Would you like to try?" "Well, maybe..." He wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear tight against the trunk. The other guy then slapped a set of handcuffs on him, stole his wallet, watch, jewelry, and car keys, then stripped him bare naked and left.

    Hours later another man strolled by, saw this naked guy handcuffed to a tree and asked, "What happened to you?" As he related the sordid tale, the new guy just shook his head in sympathy, then walked around behind him, kissed his neck and whispered, "Honey, this just ain't your day!"
     
  2. G22-Joe

    G22-Joe I C Red People

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    Which guy were you Okie? ;A



    LoL sounds kinda like the Vega Batman story!
     

  3. okie

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    Neither one^4