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  1. HotRoderX

    HotRoderX Gen4 BETATester

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    **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, Rrriiiinnnngg,**







    **'Hello?'**










    **'Hi honey.**
    **This is Daddy.**
    **Is Mommy near the phone?'**









    **'No, Daddy.**
    **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe.'**









    **After a brief pause,**








    **Daddy says,**
    **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Gabe.'**









    **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
    **Right now..'**









    Brief Pause.







    **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
    **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
    **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
    **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**








    **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**







    **A few minutes later**
    **The little girl comes back to the phone.**







    **'I did it, Daddy.'**








    **'And what happened, honey?' **







    'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**







    **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
    **And now she isn't moving at all!'**







    **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Gabe?'**







    **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too..**








    **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
    **And into the swimming pool..**
    **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
    **Last week to clean it.**









    **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**









    *****Long Pause*****








    *****Longer Pause*****








    *****Even Longer Pause*****






    **Then Daddy says,**








    **'Swimming pool? .............**






    **Is this 486-5731?'*







    **No, I think you have the wrong number.........*


    Email I got today thought it was funny figured I share :wavey:
     
  2. BabyTaz

    BabyTaz Mrs Codivecop

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:


    Ok, but someone was still apparently doing something they were not supposed to!!
     

  3. HiddenEyes

    HiddenEyes It can be done

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    Yep, daddy is an angel.:rofl:




    Mr. HE:cool:
     
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    Karma is Karma.
     
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    OSSI Litter Kitty CLM

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    tous GET A ROPE!

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