Ah, the Irish sense of humor and wit...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by The Pontificator, Dec 9, 2004.

  1. The Pontificator

    The Pontificator Angry Samoan

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    "Personal ads" in the Dublin News:

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    Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex
    addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow
    Celtic Football Club and starting fights on Patrick Street at three
    o'clock in the morning.

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    Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by
    longtime fiancé, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if
    such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced b****es.
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    Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets
    slit-eyed and nasty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.

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    Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a
    damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.

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    Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue
    eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

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    Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old
    double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.