close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Ah, the brilliance of the headline writer:

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Aug 11, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

    Messages:
    9,468
    Likes Received:
    1,619
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2002
    Location:
    Virginia
    Ah, the brilliance of the headline writer:

    THE YEAR'S WORST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2002

    Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

    Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

    Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

    Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

    Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

    Miners Refuse to Work after Death

    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

    War Dims Hope for Peace

    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

    Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

    Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

    Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

    Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

    Hospitals are sued by 7 Foot Doctors