Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Aug 22, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Likes Received:
    Sep 10, 2001
    Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical.

    A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

    A couple of days later the doctor spoke to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

    Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."

    "The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."


    As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,

    "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

    "It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"


    An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening.

    He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms-- Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin etc.

    The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

    While the wife was in the kitchen,the man leaned over and said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that,after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names."

    The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about 10 years ago."