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Aging

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 6, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    AGING........


    Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work...

    The gleam in your eyes is the sun hitting your bifocals...

    Your little black book contains only names ending in MD...

    You finally reach the top of the ladder and find its leaning against the wrong wall...

    You get winded playing chess...

    Your children begin to look middle-aged...

    You join a health club and don't go...

    Your back goes out more than you do...

    You decide to procrastinate but don't get around to it...

    You look forward to a dull evening...

    You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions...

    Dialling long distance wears you out...

    Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl go by...

    Your knees buckle and you belt wont...

    You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it started...

    Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet...

    You regard all thos times you resisted temptation as mistakes...

    You just can't stand people who are intolerant...

    You've too much room in the house, but not enough in the medicine cabinet...

    A fortune teller offers to read face...

    You get exercise acting as pallbearer for your friends who exercise...

    You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there...

    But don't get downhearted if this applies to you...

    Remember the saying:-

    OLD AGE AND TREACHERY WILL DEFEAT YOUTH AND SKILL
     
  2. mouser

    mouser CLM

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    :laughabove: :laughabove:

    Unfortunately, I match too many of those descriptions! :sad:
     

  3. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    You look forward to a dull evening...

    :rofl: :rofl: