I thought this was cute! Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "surely I can't look that old?" I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 20-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. Hmmm ... or could he? After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High. "Yes, I did," he said. "When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered: "In 1983. Why do you ask?" "You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-***** asked: "What did you teach?"