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After 115 years together, I am tired of your crap. Time for a divorce.

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Altaris, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. vart

    vart

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    I see they tried counseling...

    What about Viagra??
     

  2. janice6

    janice6 Silver Member

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    I knew it couldn't last. They're too different personalities.
     
  3. LoadToadBoss

    LoadToadBoss IYAAYWOT

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    Sounds like tortoise menopause.
     
  4. tantrix

    tantrix J'aimeLouisiane

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    Talking to???

    Sometimes 'animal people' scare me.
     
  5. SC Tiger

    SC Tiger Jive Tiger

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    I wonder if he'll have to pay alimony.
     
  6. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Tortipause? :rofl:



    They've tried counseling, but the pair are. . . slow learners. WACKA WACKA WACKA!!!
     
  7. OctoberRust

    OctoberRust Anti-Federalist

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  8. tsmo1066

    tsmo1066 Happy Smiley

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    If I'd been slapping shells with the same mate since William McKinley was President, I'd likely be ready to move on as well.
     
  9. LoadToadBoss

    LoadToadBoss IYAAYWOT

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    Sounds like our boy will be waxing his own shell for a while.
     
  10. tsmo1066

    tsmo1066 Happy Smiley

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    At least the parts of his shell that she didn't bite off!

    Marital foul!!!

    Oh well, at least now he's free to go chase some of those younger, 85 year-old temptress-tortoises down at the local pet store!

    Go get 'em, tiger!!
     
  11. Foxtrotx1

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    This thread delivers.
     
  12. Alchemy

    Alchemy Senior Member

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    He finally got pissed about her using his razor to shave
    her legs for over a hundred years.
     
  13. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    What was her maiden name? Tyson???
     
  14. mr00jimbo

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    I love how CNN got Jeanne Moos to do this story. All she does is stupid animal behaviour stories hahahaha
     
  15. Reyn

    Reyn Times Up

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    Dang women nowadays....
     
  16. RWBlue

    RWBlue Mr. CISSP, CISA CLM

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    I guess tortuousness do not mate for life.


    I hope the zoo provides some young tail for each of them.
     
  17. Bruce H

    Bruce H

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    See what happens when you don't get the big raise for being faithful to your workplace.
     
  18. Mrs. G26Duck

    Mrs. G26Duck

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    Says the hubby, "Comes a point, you just get tired of the *****"