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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Altaris, Jun 13, 2012.
I see they tried counseling...
What about Viagra??
I knew it couldn't last. They're too different personalities.
Sounds like tortoise menopause.
Sometimes 'animal people' scare me.
I wonder if he'll have to pay alimony.
They've tried counseling, but the pair are. . . slow learners. WACKA WACKA WACKA!!!
If I'd been slapping shells with the same mate since William McKinley was President, I'd likely be ready to move on as well.
Sounds like our boy will be waxing his own shell for a while.
At least the parts of his shell that she didn't bite off!
Oh well, at least now he's free to go chase some of those younger, 85 year-old temptress-tortoises down at the local pet store!
Go get 'em, tiger!!
This thread delivers.
He finally got pissed about her using his razor to shave
her legs for over a hundred years.
What was her maiden name? Tyson???
I love how CNN got Jeanne Moos to do this story. All she does is stupid animal behaviour stories hahahaha
Dang women nowadays....
I guess tortuousness do not mate for life.
I hope the zoo provides some young tail for each of them.
See what happens when you don't get the big raise for being faithful to your workplace.
Says the hubby, "Comes a point, you just get tired of the *****"