Afghani TV Guide

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  1. ERASER

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    SUNDAY:
    0800 - My 33 Sons
    0830 - Osama Knows Best
    0900 - I Dream of Mohammed
    0930 - Let's Mecca Deal
    1000 - The Kabul Hillbillies

    MONDAY:
    0800 - Husseinfeld
    0900 - Mad About Everything
    0930 - Monday Night Stoning
    1000 - Win Bin Laden's Money
    1030 - Allah McBeal

    TUESDAY:
    0800 - Wheel of Terror
    0830 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
    0900 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the
    Darndest Things
    0930 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers

    WEDNESDAY:
    0800 - Beat the Press
    0830 - When Kurds Attack
    0900 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
    0930 - Just Shoot Everyone
    1000 - Veilwatch

    THURSDAY:
    0800 - Fatima Loves Chachi
    0830 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
    0900 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless
    Dresses and Veils
    0930 - Married with 139 Children
    1000 - Eye for an Eye Witness News

    FRIDAY:
    0800 - Spongebob Squareturban
    0830 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway?
    0900 - Tele-talibans
    0930 - Camel 54, Where Are You?

    SATURDAY:
    0800 - Judge Jihad
    0830 - Suddenly Sanctions
    0900 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
    0930 - Cave and Garden Television
    1000 - No-Witness News