It was quiet night in heaven, nobody was attempting to come into heaven. God, St Peter. archangel Micheal and Gabriel were looking bored. One said lets go visit another planet. Gabe said good idea, lets go down to earth for some wings and beer. evrybody else was in agreement to go to earth except God. St. Peter said whats wrong with earth , after all you created it. God said true I did create it. But the reason I don't want to go there is 2000+ years ago, I had an affair with a jewish girl and they are still talking abut it.