Addicted to the Web

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 30, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"

    Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
    From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
    I'm happy--although
    My boss let me go--
    Happily addicted to the Web.

    All night long, I sit clicking,
    Unaware time is ticking,
    There's beard on my cheek,
    Same clothes for a week,
    Happily addicted to the Web.

    Friends come by; they shake me,
    Saying, "Yo, man!
    Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
    With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man;
    I just discovered letterman-dot-com!"

    I don't phone, don't send faxes,
    Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
    Who cares if someday
    They drag me away?
    I'm happily addicted to the Web!