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Accident

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 9, 2005.

  1. okie

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    A man is giving evidence in court and the defendant's barrister asks him
    "How far from the accident were you when it happened?"
    He replied "36 feet, 2 and a quarter inches"
    "Nonsence how can you be so precise"
    "Well I knew some bloody fool would ask me so I measured it."