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Acceptable uses of the @&*&! word in history

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by MrMurphy, Jan 12, 2004.

  1. MrMurphy

    MrMurphy ********* Moderator Lifetime Member Millennium Member

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    Jan 16, 2001
    Buried in the X-files
    There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

    They are as follows:

    11. "What the $^!& do you mean, we are sinking?" Captain E.J Smith, RMS Titanic, 1912.

    10. "What the $^*! was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945.

    9. "Where did all these &@&!ing Indians come from?" George Custer, 1877.

    8. "Any @&*)ing idiot would understand that............." Albert Einstein, 1938.

    7. "It does so @^*!ing look like her!" Picasso, 1926.

    6. "How the ^#*! did you work that out?" Pythagoras, 126 BC.

    5. "You want WHAT on the $^*@ing ceiling?" Michelangelo, 1566.

    4. "Where the $^*@ are we?" Amelia Earhart, somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, 1937.

    3. "Scattered ^$%@ing showers........sure they are!" Noah, 4314 BC.

    2. "Aw, come on, who the $&*! is going to find out?" Bill Clinton, 1998.

    1. "Well, I didn't think they'd get this @&*(ing mad......" Saddam Hussein, 2003.