Acceptable use of the "F" word.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ClaybusterBrad, Mar 31, 2003.

  1. ClaybusterBrad

    ClaybusterBrad Shotgun Golfer.

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    These are the only ten times in history that the "F" word has been acceptable

    10. " What the @#$% was that?"
    - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

    9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
    - Custer, 1877

    8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
    -Einstein, 1938

    7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
    - Picasso, 1926

    6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
    - Pythagoras, 126 BC

    5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
    - Michelangelo, 1566

    4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
    - Amelia Earhart, 1937

    3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My *****!"
    - Noah, 4314 BC

    2. "Aw c'mon, Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
    - Bill Clinton, 1999

    And..... drum roll........

    1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad."
    - Osama bin Laden, 2001
     
  2. Thermal

    Thermal Got Beer?

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    I've seen that probably a couple hundred times....and have laughed every single time.
     

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    MrMunster

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    Due to the events of the day, I need to add:

    How the ****** do you miss a 4cm tumor?

    (They just located a 4cm mass in my left lung. Nothing like having cancer twice in your life...:(
     
  4. rdsharp

    rdsharp

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    Was the date on Custer wrong every time, too?
     
  5. Thermal

    Thermal Got Beer?

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    HAHAHAHAHA....Now that you mention it..
     
  6. euclid

    euclid

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    MrMunster wrote:

    "Due to the events of the day, I need to add:

    How the ****** do you miss a 4cm tumor?

    (They just located a 4cm mass in my left lung. Nothing like having cancer twice in your life..."

    Major, major bummer. I can only write that you beat it once. Leave a footprint in it's ass this time. I &*^%ing hate cancer!

    poof...