Accents - Southern & Russian

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  1. eXistenZ

    eXistenZ Play it.

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    So my first day at my new job, no one in the place except me and my co-workers. We see this smokin' hot girl walking up and they say "That ones yours". Since I was learning the new systems and everything I was helping most everyone. I'm thinkin' sure, no big deal she's pretty and all but it takes a REALLY smokin' girl to shake me up.

    She walks in and I say "Hi, what can I help you with?" and she responds in the sexiest southern accent I've EVER heard in my life. THANK GOD one of my co-workers jumped in and started helping her because I was freakin' DONE. I was as useless as...well, something really useless. I don't even think I said anything until she left, I just stood there drooling on myself and giggling everytime she talked.

    I don't know what it is but damn if I'm not a sucker for a Southern or Russian accent. :faint:
     
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  4. eXistenZ

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    Married so I didn't care about the drool. :tongueout:
     
  5. pmj

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    Like I've posted elsewhere -

    southern girls are more fun 'cause it takes them a lot longer to say "Stop thaaat!"
     
  6. eXistenZ

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:That's ****ed up! :rofl::rofl:
     
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    But it's true Bro! :rofl::rofl:
     
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    :supergrin: For the ****ing WIN!

    :rofl:
     
  9. pmj

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    Hope you guys are well! Just can't help myself sometimes.

    One thing for sure - southern, northern or elsewhere - just make dang sure they brush their teeth. 'Cause if they don't brush their teeth - you can bet they won't wash their - uh, well - I'll leave it at that. I just never did care for dingleberries.

    Regards,
    Phil
     
  10. eXistenZ

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    Ya know, I would Google "dingleberries" just to find a humorous (and family friendly) picture to post here but...well...no.
     
  11. pmj

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    LOL! Doesn't leave much to the imagination anymore does it! :rofl:
     
  12. MO Fugga

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    Some chix say... Stop! Don't! No!!!

    Before long, they say

    NOOO!!! DON'T STOP!!!
     
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    Thaaaat's right!
     
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    Russian accents are the best.
     
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    Nothing sez "DO ME NOW!" Like a Latvian pouring Stoli on herself...but that was college.
     
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    Married one. Russian stops sounding good about the same time the frying pan is swinging toward your head. :crying:
     
  17. eXistenZ

    eXistenZ Play it.

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    Braver man than I!
     
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    Nah, just stupid. If I was brave I would have stayed with her.:tongueout:
     
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    You were raised right. You probably go batty over Onatop (spelling) on Goldeneye...... Russian and from Georgia....... ok not our Georgia LOL.
     
  20. tadbart

    tadbart duuuuude.

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    wow. (SE USA) Georgia girls... *sigh* a week in Savannah is a year in heaven.

    i dunno bout the Russian thing. the times i've been to Alaska, i missed all the hot Russian chicks, and saw a buncha sodacan-shaped native girls. besides, i can't help hearing that monster Russkie in the Rocky movie- "I must break you."