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About to be rich

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Nov 3, 2004.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died,
    Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
    Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took
    his breath away.
    "I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in
    just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
    The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his
    stepmother.

    ;P