A Woman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Mar 2, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
    A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.

    "Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!

    "Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!

    "Irving, do you remember that emerald necklace you promised me? I bought it, too, with the insurance money."

    Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that bl*w job I promised you? Here it comes..."