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A wealthy man goes on safari with his dachshund

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Feb 16, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Dazzled

    A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet
    dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund started chasing
    butterflies into the jungle, and before long he was lost. Wandering about,
    he saw a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention
    of having lunch. "I'm in deep trouble now!" the dachshund thought. Then he
    noticed some bones on the ground close by, and settled down to chew on the
    bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard was about to
    leap, the dachshund exclaimed loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard.
    I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the leopard
    halted his attack in mid-stride, terrified, and slunk away into the jungle.
    "Whew," said the leopard., "That was close. That dachshund nearly got me."

    Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
    tree, figured he could put this knowledge to good use and trade it to the
    leopard for protection. So off he went after the leopard with great speed.
    But the dachshund saw where he was heading and figured what he must be up
    to. The monkey soon caught up with the leopard, spilled the beans and struck
    a deal for himself. The leopard was furious at being made a fool of and
    said, "Here monkey, hop on my back and watch what happens to that conniving
    canine." Now the dachshund saw the leopard coming with the monkey on his
    back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the
    dog sat down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hadn't seen them.
    And when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund said, "Where's that
    damned monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."



    SOMETIMES IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, YOU CAN BAFFLE
    THEM WITH BULL****!
     
  2. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    That's really funny. I laughed out loud!

    :) :)
     

  3. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Smart dog. I knew a kid in high school like that.
     
  4. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Hey Jim you're hot baby!!!;i