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A visit to the Mental Asylum

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Aug 21, 2008.

  1. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

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    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director: 'How
    do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?'

    'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
    teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
    empty the bathtub.'

    'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor.. 'A normal person would use the
    bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

    'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
    want a bed near the window?'




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  2. hagar

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    My wife will appreciate it, she is a mental health nurse!:rofl:
     

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