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A very special kind of frustration.

Discussion in 'OX & Alex Forum' started by HiddenEyes, Sep 17, 2011.

  1. HiddenEyes

    HiddenEyes It can be done

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    Happens when you are pouring a glass of milk out of an almost empty jug and so you decide to just pour it all in. Trouble is all of it won't fit in the glass, you are up to brim and relying on surface tension and you still have a couple of tablespoons left in the jug.

    A. Throw the rest out with the jug.
    B. Drink it right out of the jug and then throw the jug out.



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  2. Blast

    Blast 'nuff said

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    Chug the milk then trash the jug. Waste is juju.

    Your real dilemma is getting the overfilled glass of milk down to a manageable level without spilling.:whistling:
     

  3. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    Should have used a bigger glass.
     
  4. Gunshine

    Gunshine

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    ...or bought a smaller jug.
     
  5. HiddenEyes

    HiddenEyes It can be done

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    My solution for the glass is to check to make sure no one is watching, then bend down, form lips to proper shape, turn suck on, move in to make contact with glass, slurp milk down to safe level, stand up, check to make sure no one saw me. :supergrin:



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  6. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    Hate to break it to ya, but Chiefy has video.

    <--- has used a similar technique on over-filled coffee cup :whistling:
    <--- has avoided being the star of a Chiefy video so far
     
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  7. G33

    G33 Frisky! Millennium Member CLM

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    Or a bigger cat.
    Ta Da!
    :cat::supergrin:
     
  8. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    That's just ... weird.
     
  9. El_Ron1

    El_Ron1 AAAAAAAAGHHH!!!

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    I'ma go practice mah hogcallin'.
     
  10. scratchy wilson

    scratchy wilson Silver Member

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    This thread needs cookies.
     
  11. El_Ron1

    El_Ron1 AAAAAAAAGHHH!!!

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    Outta milk, scratchy.
     
  12. HiddenEyes

    HiddenEyes It can be done

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    More milk in da' fridge.

    Couple 'o gallons actually. :supergrin:


    Mr. HE:cool:
     
  13. trcubed

    trcubed Senior Member

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    Only reason to pour milk in a glass is because Oreos won't fit in a milk jug.
     
  14. Dinky

    Dinky Numpty

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    Why use a glass??
     
  15. smith10

    smith10 10MM WOOOOOOT

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    same tactical plan that I follow, solid.:cool::supergrin:
     
  16. scratchy wilson

    scratchy wilson Silver Member

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    Get Some!
     
  17. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    :cow:
     
  18. HiddenEyes

    HiddenEyes It can be done

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    Cows is good.

    Give us milk.

    Taste good heated on the barby too.



    Mr. HE:cool:
     
  19. kcb

    kcb Southern Lady

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    When I was a little girl, we always visited relatives who lived on farms.

    I would always apologize and say that I didn't care for "cow's milk." One of my aunts asked me what kind of milk my mommy gave me. I replied "Grocery Store Milk."

    Naive....yep...I was. But I still think fresh cow's milk has a strong odor and taste that makes me prefer "Grocery Store Milk".

    Once a city girl, always a city girl!
     
  20. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    Stop that.

    Stop it right now, young lady.

    :cowboy:

    Y'all come to Texas and I'll make sure that there's a cow for you to milk.

    And several to eat.

    And a hoss to ride.

    :wavey: